This month marks the two-year anniversary of the premiere of the movie, Fifty Shades of Grey. And if the first movie wasn’t graphic enough for you, the sequel that premiered this month, Fifty Shades Darker, should do the trick. That is, if you’re old enough to watch an R-rated movie and not a 13-year-old girl like the young lady below who mentioned in class one day that she had seen it.
If you know me at all, you know I wasn’t about to let this little revelation go without me engaging her further.
Me: You saw Fifty Shades of Grey?!?!!?!?!?
Me: Isn’t that movie rated R? How did you get to see it?
Her: If you buy your tickets online, they don’t check it when you give them your ticket.
Me: How did you buy the ticket online if you aren’t old enough to have a credit card?
Her: My mom bought the ticket.
Me: Your MOM took you to see Fifty Shades of Grey?!?!?!
Her: NO, she didn’t go with me. She just bought the tickets for me and my friends to go see it.